Travelogue of a Sedimentary Being

Because I'm too lazy to recount this in a more manageable, blog-friendly format, you get the raw IM-age.

Yeah, I am pretty awesome.

(13:47:32) Jess: i want to strangle him with floss.
(13:47:34) saggitar1: has he seen the haiku
(13:47:36) saggitar1: ?
(13:47:51) Jess: no!
(13:47:55) Jess: he does it "on his own"
(13:47:58) Jess: what bullshite.
(13:48:31) saggitar1: writes flossing haiku?
(13:48:40) saggitar1: what a bullshiter
(13:49:57) saggitar1: or would that be bullshiteer?
(13:50:01) saggitar1: I think I like the latter
(13:50:07) Jess: lol no, he doesnt write his own flossing haiku...he just remembers on his own
(13:50:39) saggitar1:
bullshiteer n
one who bullshites
(13:50:47) Jess: I like it!!!
(13:51:07) saggitar1: accent on the shi?
(13:52:24) Jess: well, do you say "bull-shite-er" or "bull-shit-teer"
(13:52:31) saggitar1: either
(13:52:31) Jess: like rocketeer
(13:52:33) saggitar1: neither
(13:52:36) Jess: i say teer
(13:52:40) Jess: tier
(13:52:46) saggitar1: bull-shi-teer
(13:52:52) saggitar1: like bull-shy-tear
(13:52:53) Jess: yes
(13:52:55) Jess: yes
(13:52:58) Jess: thats what i say
(13:53:02) Jess: you just spelled it out nicer

In response to a complaint I received, I have removed 1 line from this conversation. If you wish, you may read the complaint that caused the removal in the comments section of this entry.

(01:59:09) Jess: hair on her ass?!
(01:59:21) saggitar1: yeah, apparently she's european

A couple hours ago:

Me: Hey, guess what.
Sister: What?
Me: I have great news.
Sister: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico?
Me: ... I love you.

(22:35:21) Kellie: heh i figured out why its so damn cold in my room
(22:35:51) me: because you live in Iowa?

I managed to scribble this in my moleskine a few minutes after the fact, so it's paraphrasing, at best.

(Leaving Dee's house today)

Me: Threetles!
Dee: Huh?
Me: Well, tootles has been in use for quite a while so I think it's time we take it to the next level. It's like my razor... I finally got four freakin' blades, and now those bastards are up to five!¹
Dee: So why not "fourtles"?
Me: Well, we have to wait until everyone's bought into the threetles first...

¹I'm as shocked as you are, if not more so, that there are actually at least two blogs dedicated to shaving. Here's the article on the other one.

"You're going to hell on a scholarship"

"You're going to hell on a Greyhound, and all the seats are next to the bathroom!"

I love catchphrases.

(23:27:37) Jenny Baxter: well, it is true that a lot of what it takes to be an exotic dancer is self confidence
(23:28:25) saggitar1: bah
(23:28:28) saggitar1: confidence is overrated
(23:30:43) Jenny Baxter: ;P
(23:33:20) Jenny Baxter: you're overrated
(23:33:31) saggitar1: I am
(23:33:34) saggitar1: I've jumped the shark

http://hotasianz.myfriendspot.com

I can't even remember how many times I've been invited to this by seemingly-random people on Friendster.

I don't get it. But I'm a little amused.

Followup discussion:

(15:40:18) saggitar1: you are a hot asian like whoa.
(15:41:01) Jess: you're hotter
(15:41:21) saggitar1: :shrug:
(15:41:24) saggitar1: I do take vitamins
(15:41:37) Jess: asian vitamins?!
(15:41:49) saggitar1: no
(15:41:51) saggitar1: maybe that's why
(15:42:22) saggitar1: my body hasn't had a chance to build up a resistance to asian hottness
(15:42:43) Jess: LOL